Me (lays head against wall): I'm so tired, I need a nap
Meg: If you fall asleep I am SO takin' the car. I'll go to Mexico, and buy a chihuahua, and dress it in a taco suit, and then I'll let it pee on you to wake you up. And then you'll be like, "Whuuh? What's with the taco?" And I'll be all innocent like, "Hmm? I don't know what you're talking about."
Me: Wow. Well it's good to have goals.