Meg: No! Only pregnant ladies have those.
Me: *mildly alarmed* What?? What do only pregnant ladies have??
Meg: Mood swings.
Me: HAHAHHA! Ohh no, my little one, just wait until you are a Lady, then you too will have them, probably monthly. Periods cause hormonal fluxuations.......
Meg: MOM!!!!! Oh my gosh I can't believe you SAID THAT ADAM'S HERE..
Me: Hey! This is important stuff for him to know too. Someday he might have a girlfriend or wife, and he'll have to deal with this. Chocolate, Adam. And foot massages.
Adam: Oh great mom, what if my wife's allergic to chocolate. YOU JUST KILLED HER.
Me: GRR fine then whatever she likes.. icecream...
Adam (with condemnation): She's going to be a diabetic.