Me: I'm making myself some popcorn
Daughter: make me some too!
Me: come make your own!
Daughter: I can't, I have to go to the bathroom!
Me: well make it when you get done!
Daughter: *stomps to bathroom* I'm VERY disgruntled!
Me: Do you even know what that means??
Daughter (from bathroom): No, but you say it all the time.