Daughter: Mom, can I have a cucumber?
*a few hours later*
Daughter: Can I have the rest of the cheez-its in the box? Oh that cucumber tasted funny..
Me: Did you eat one of the zucchinis I had in there? They don't even look the same, the texture and EVERYTHING is different about them??!
Daughter: I just.. just cut the end off.. *stands with dumbfounded horror-struck look of dawning realization*
Me & Lem: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!